INTRO

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Brittney: Hey guys, we’re group 18. Our project that we are presenting today is a modern version of the fall of Satan and his followers from heaven, we decided to spoof America’s Next Top Model and make Heaven’s Next Top Angel, which is basically a competition to choose the lead angel in heaven. We incorporated many of the actual characters from Paradise Lost in our interpretation, more specifically the angles and devils that we read about in the book.

Alyssa: we decided to take a modern spin with a slightly humorous twist to give another explanation to show the fight that occurred in heaven that caused satan and his followers to be cast down to Hell. The premise of the show is that three judges will be deciding who wins the title of heavens next top angel which eventually leads to the conflict. We wont spoil the rest so enjoy!

Host: Alyssa Quiroz (the holy spirit)

Welcome to Heaven’s Next Top Angel! I’m your host, the Holy Spirit. Today we will be showing you, our live studio audience, the audition tapes of our 6 finalists. The winner of Heaven’s Next Top Angel receives 100,000 gold stars and the title of Commander of the Angels!

We have three highly acclaimed judges with us today!

First up, you all know him. It’s the Father!

Next, we have his most holy offspring, the Son!

And finally, he’s rad he’s bad, he’s Lucifer!

Now we are going to show you all our wonderful top 6!

Beelzebub (CJ)

Satan’s second in command, suggests going to new earth (Need Song)

Hey I’m Beelzebub and I’m kind of a big deal. I think the other contestants should see me as a huge threat because I’ve got a connection with one of the judges. What would I bring to the table as Heaven’s Next Top Angel? I would put these other fools in their place and let them know who is boss.

Gabriel (Max)

Guard of the Garden of Eden (Soldier)

Gabriel at your service. I’m here to serve YOU if I get to be your Top Angel. I hope to win this competition to protect all who wish to serve The Father. Only those who are worthy, get to enter my paradise. I do not wish to prove my dominance over my fellow angels. I just wish to better serve you as our holy leader.

Mammon (Meghan)

Devil of wealth, walked with a hunch, argues against war, no profit (Material Girl)

Whatup, it’s your main man Mammon in the house. You should choose me to be your Top Angel because I got the money to completely bling out Heaven! (ooh look, a penny!) Need a new robe? Holla atcha boy. I got the hook up. Competition? Pshhh I got more swag then any of these angels combined. If you want my love, it comes with a price.

Raphael (Brittney)

The Father’s messenger, narrates the story of the fallen angels (Kim Possible Theme)

I’m here to tell the tale of why I, The Father’s messenger, should be Heaven’s Next Top Angel. Need the 411? I’m on the inside track. I do agree that Mammon has got great swag, but you should choose me because I will be your loyal messenger and confidant. I only with to serve you and share your messages. And that is the end of my tale.

Abdiel (Alyssa)

Goes with Satan then comes back and repents (Baby Come Back)

Hey it’s Abdiel. I’m the best commander around, so it would be in your best interest to choose me. Let’s face it, I’m the best there is (pause) Wait, I should be more humble. There are a lot of great contestants here today but I hope that the judges can see how loyal I am to the Father and how pleased I will be with any angel he chooses. (paused) Well, I’d be a LITTLE pissed if he didn’t choose me, (pause) but in the end I will trust his judgment. Thank you for your consideration.

Michael (Sheighlin)

Chief angel (Halo)

Hi I’m Michael. Chief of the archangels. So old I’ve lost count. I love long walks on the clouds and my favorite color is white because it’s so pure. I would be honored to be crowned your Next Top Angel because serving you would bring so much meaning to my existence. I think my biggest competition might be Beelzebub, but I’m hoping my good morals and big heart will show my dedication to you.

Ok, Judges! Now you’ve seen our finalists. Lets go through them one by one and decide who will win the title of Heaven’s Next Top Angel!

First, Beelzebub

The Father: I don’t know about him. He seems too power hungry for my taste.

The Son: I don’t know, he seems like he might have some potential!

Lucifer: He’s got such a commanding presence! I think he’d be a rockin’ example for the other angels to follow. I know he’s my right hand man but I think he would be perfect for the position.

Ok, how about Gabriel?

The Father: This guy has some really good qualities to bring to the position. I trust him with my paradise so I think he would be great.

The Son: I agree, Dad. But I think there might be someone better in the running.

Lucifer: Pshh. This guy? He guards grass and plants. How can you make him top angel? He’s such a joke.

Ouch, Lucifer! Let’s move on. What about Mammon?

The Father: He comes off a little too strong. And I don’t know what he’s talking about! Blinging out heaven? And what is swag? I’m gunna have to pass.

The Son: I’m kinda feeling this one. We could use someone with a big personality like him. But I could see the greed getting to him though.

Lucifer: This guy is LEGIT. His heaven sounds awesome. I wish I had his swag. I’m sold!

The Father: Hold on there. Lucifer, you should know we don’t value material things up here.

(Tell to the Son) Hmm, maybe I should reconsider him judging this competition.

Next up: Raphael!

The Father: I trust this angel with all of my information and he always does his job in such a timely manner. He’s also a great storyteller so he’d be fun to have around.

The Son: I think his use of technology would be a really cool addition to the job! Maybe he could create a Heaven Fan Page on Facebook!

Lucifer: He does a job that a piece of paper and a pen could do in their sleep. I wouldn’t trust this guy to be the Commander of the Angels. I don’t think he has a purpose at all.

Ok, ok. Settle down. How about Abdiel?

The Father: I have a feeling this angel has some split personality issues. We don’t need this kind of wavering behavior from someone who would get this high honor.

The Son: He did come back and humble himself though. I think his virtuous side is stronger then his rebellious side. I would consider him for the title.

Lucifer: This guy has some serious potential with me. I think if I played my cards right, I could really make something of this kid. He seems easy to manipulate and someone I would consider taking under my wing. He does seem like he might be the type to go back on his word though. Not sure about him.

Final contestant: Michael.

The Father: This guy impressed me the most. He’s pure, loyal, and ready to take on whatever I may throw at him. Definitely in my top three.

The Son: You’re totally right. Michael seems to have the whole package in what we’re looking for in our Next Top Angel. I’d consider giving him my vote.

Lucifer: Are you KIDDING ME!? This guy is such a pushover. Walks on the clouds?! That’s so tacky. You want someone who has a powerful presence and can command the attention of a room. I don’t see that in this guy.

The Host: Whoa, things are getting intense in here, amiright?! Ok now each of you must pick one angel to be in our final three!

While they’re deliberating, a word from our sponsors! (commercial with angels)

The Host: Welcome back! Alright, judges. Let’s go down the line and hear your choices for the top three!

The Father: I choose Michael!

The Son: I’m gunna go with Raphael!

Lucifer: Beelzebub is the only logical choice in my eyes!

The Host: Ooo. All great choices. But the rules clearly state we must decide on one winner by majority vote!

(The Son changes mind and chooses Michael)

The Host: There you have it, folks. We have a winner! Heaven’s Next Top Angel is…. MICH-

Lucifer: NOOOO screw this. We all know there’s only one person for the job and they’re standing in this room!

The Father: Now that you mention it, I was maybe thinking…

Lucifer: No, you’re not hearing me. I meant ME. There, I said it. Don’t choose any of these saps. You know I would be the best.

The Father: Hey now. If you’re going to act like that, I’m not so sure you should be doing this show if that’s your attitude.

Lucifer: FINE. I didn’t want to be on your stupid show anyway. We can’t seem to agree on anything. I could take 1/3 of these contestants and do something even bigger then this show!

The Father: I’m stripping you of your angel rights and name. You shall be called Satan from now on. I’m banishing you from this room, this studio, and all the way out of the gates of Heaven. Take anyone else who feels the way you do. I don’t want them here either! Off my stage!

Satan: Well then get ready to watch your ratings plummet. I’m starting my own show. Dancing with the Devil. Peace out, Heaven. This isn’t the last you’ll see of me! Mwhahahah

The Son: Gee, you sure told him, Dad!

The Father: You know what, son? Forget all these candidates. I choose….YOU! You are my son, the rightful heir and so purely guided. No one could command my followers justly with all the best intentions as you could!

The Host: Congratulations to you! You win the grand prize of 100,000 gold stars and the title of Commander of the Angels!

The Son: Wow, I can’t believe it! I feel so honored!

The Host: Alright, folks. That was truly a nail biting, heart racing finish to this competition. I didn’t even see that one coming (I had my money on Mammon. All that swag?!) Congratulations! Have a good night, everyone! We’ll see you next year! And remember: don’t sin or you’ll end up like him!