Game Show- Jeopardy

Characters:

Host, Alex Trebek- Connor

Adam- James

Eve- Karen

Satan- Grant

Michael- Megan

Trebek: Welcome to Jeopardy, I’m your host Alex Trebek! Today we will be discussing the events leading up to the creation of the earth as well as the battle between good and evil on earth. Please let me introduce our guests for the show today, coming from the fiery depths of Hell we have the one and only dark lord SATAN. Hailing from earth itself we have the duo Adam and Eve. Our final quest is an archangel from Heaven who watches over both earth and Adam and Eve, Michael. Our categories today will be Angels, Heaven and Hell, Humans, and Tree of Knowledge. Lets start the show with Adam, Adam what would you like?

(Adam pick 1st question)

Heaven and Hell 100

1) God sends this person to intervene in the battle between Heaven and Hell,

(Satan) Answer: Who is the Son?

Trebek: That is correct.

Satan: It was like getting in a fight with my sister. My goal was to transform this good for nothing earth into my paradise, a hell on earth. Then God had to send that little baby jesus to save the day. Everyone gets lucky at least once in their life. I’ll be back!

Trebek: Well alrighty then... next question

(Satan Pick 2nd question)

Angels 100

2) Satan tricked this archangel into letting him back into Paradise.

(Michael) Answer: Who is Uriel?

Trebek: That is correct.

Michael: Although it was obvious that Satan was not welcome back, everyone makes mistakes and we should not put the blame on him.

Satan: It was too easy to get past Uriel, the gates of earth are weak and pathetic, it wont be long till it is mine.

Michael: haha your just jealous of the paradise created by God the almighty who doesn’t allow you entry.

Satan: yah whatever fatty

Alex Trebek intervenes

(Michael pick 3rd question)

Tree of Knowledge 100

3) This person was the first to eat from the Tree of Knowledge.

(Adam) Answer: Who is Eve?

Trebek: That is correct.

Adam: (blame Eve for ruining Paradise)

Eve: The serpent that came was very convincing. He provided a logical reason for me to eat the fruit, and I was weak without you by my side. I made a mistake, I know!

(Adam pick 4th question)

Tree of Knowledge 200

4) This is the consequence to mankind after Adam and Eve eat from the Tree of Knowledge.

Satan: What is complete paradise?

Trebek: That is incorrect.

(Michael) Answer: What is completely transformed?

Trebek: That is correct.

Michael: The Earth feels wounded and nature sighs in woe, for humankind has fallen. Adam and Eve’s once pure feelings toward one another are now transformed to anger, lust and sorrow. They became embarrassed by their naked bodies. They both felt invigorated at first taking a bite of the fruit yet Adam turned a playful eye on Eve, and they ran off into the woods to engage in lustful acts. Humankind must now experience pain and death, but humans can also experience mercy, salvation, and grace in ways they would not have been able to had they not disobeyed.

(Michael Pick 5th question)

Humans 100

5) Eve was created for this purpose.

Satan: What is sexual intercourse with Adam?

Trebek: First, that is incorrect. And second, that is incredibly inappropriate.

(Adam) Answer: What is a companion?

Eve: I remember being created from one of Adam’s ribs in order to be a companion for him. I understand that I am subservient to him, although I am obviously much more beautiful. I fulfill my duties, and am a good companion, despite being mostly uninterested in learning. The one time Adam and I separated, I ended up eating from the Tree of Knowledge, so I can see the value in staying by Adam’s side and being his dutiful companion.

(Adam Pick 6th question)

Humans 200

6) This person suggested working separately in order to efficiently get their work done.

(Adam) Answer: Who is Eve?

Trebek: That is correct.

Adam: She wanted to divide the labor and work independently. I warned her that Satan would try to persuade us, and he knows we are weaker alone.

Eve: I’ve apologized many times already, there’s nothing else I can do. I never should have suggested working separately, I know that now.

(Adam Pick 7th question)

Angels 200

7) After God hears Adam and Eve’s prayers, who is sent down from heaven for guidance?

(Michael) Answer: Who am I?

Trebek: That is correct.

Michael: I was sent to Earth to show Adam his life, the future of sin. He was forced to watch the future sins of his children’s children encompassing lust, greed, pride and envy. He showed him mammals fighting one another and killing out of jealousy and hunger for power.

Eve: It was the deepest regret of my life eating from the tree of Knowledge. I recognize my sins and repent to God. Im so sorry Adam. I love you

Satan: Comon sweet cheeks. You make it sound like life with me on earth is that bad. Life without sin is a pretty boring life if you ask me

Adam: Pshh No SATAN! I’ve seen your capability for evil and want no part of it!! Life on earth will be better without sin. After seeing the future generations of sin, I know you are nothing but bad news and should be avoided at all costs.

Eve: Yes, your trickery will no longer be tolerated Satan! Lets go Adam!

(Adam and Eve leave the classroom)

Satan: See ya on Earth losers. Sucks to suck

Trebek: Thats enough! this will no longer be tolerated on my show!

Thank you, audience for watching but we will be ending early today. Remember to tune in next time, This iiiiiiss JEOPARDY!